A $2300 “rebate” on a $45K car just means that they raised the price to $47,300 and then dropped it $2300 for the sale. It’s an advertising gimmick
All politicians are liars, no exceptions.
The word status is pronounced “State-us” and data is pronounced “Date-uh.”
“No payments or interest until 2025” still means that in 2025 you are going to have to pay for that room full of furniture, plus interest.
Businesses don’t pay taxes. They pay a lot to the IRS, but that amount is added to the cost of the product you buy. It’s called “doing business.”
There is no such thing as Global warming, and the climate has been changing and changing back for billions of years and always will. The deserts of Arizona and New Mexico were once the bottom of the sea.
Buy one and get one free, just means that you pay twice as much for the first one.
The people of the world are divided into three groups: Great people, people who are blah, and assholes. You should cultivate great people, forget the blah people, and treat the assholes with massive retaliation.
Flying is safer than driving. Crashing has the same result in cars and airplanes.
The boy (or girl) you loved in high school now weighs 300 lbs and has a mustache.
There are no “actors” anymore, only celebrities.
Your mom was always right, even when she was wrong. Dad – not so much.
Daylight saving time is stupid. If you want a “longer day” get up earlier and stay up later.
“Rap” is something, but it is not music. It’s a dangerous profession and can get you killed.
Women don’t belong in combat positions in the army, but everybody who served, and serves now in the military are heroes and deserve all of our respect.
Anyone who disrespects the American flag and our National Anthem deserves time in an American jail.
The only Muslim it is safe to be around is a dead Muslim. (That also applies to wet backs, MS-13 members, and late night TV hosts.)
An “illegal immigrant” is NOT an “undocumented citizen” and he or she should be deported.
Don’t believe anything you hear or read, including these “facts.”