Monthly Archives: February 2022

The Incredible Shrinking Toilet Paper!

I told my wife that someone is sneaking into our home and using our bathrooms. She didn’t answer but she did look at me just like my fourth grade teacher did when I told her, my dog ate my homework. … Continue reading

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We must Save Russia from Russia!

Do you ever feel like you are having a bad dream, a nightmare really, and that you’re going to wake up and say, “Thank God that wasn’t real?” Think about it. We have a senile old man who is our … Continue reading

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Hail to the King!

Perhaps instead of sending our troops to Ukraine, we should send them north to free the Canadians from a dictatorship. Just an idea. Of course, now we can never look upon Canada as we did in the past. Burned into … Continue reading

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The Irreplaceable Man

I just took a look at the radio behind me in my home office. It’s an expensive radio. You could, if you wanted, listen to everything from submarines to Delta’s next cancelled flight. Then I realized that this radio hasn’t … Continue reading

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It’s not your Grandpa’s America anymore

A friend asked me a sensible question. “Since the Democrats have mastered how to cheat and win elections, why do they need the hordes of immigrants flooding into our country?” That is an excellent observation. Why, indeed? The migrants, not … Continue reading

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Look North for Patriots

We all remember one dipwad from high school, don’t we? You know, the little whimpering, whining little snot you wanted to slap the shit out of and say, “Man up, damn it!” Unfortunately, Canada has one of those cowards as … Continue reading

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