Want to become a get-rich-quick millionaire? I know the secret, and so do Bill and Hillary. What you do is set up a phony charity in Canada. It can be anything that can bluff its way to tax-free status. Then you can have Saudi Arabia, Yemen, China, Qatar, any foreign nation with lots of money, which wants to buy favor with America’s Secretary of State, send “contributions” to your Canadian charity.
The next move is to have the Canadian “charity” donate the money to the Clinton Foundation. This, in case you didn’t know, is commonly referred to as “laundering money.” Looks great on paper, and nobody in America knows where the money originated, it just looks like it came from Canada.
You know, Bill and Hillary got $20,000,000 for their “memoirs.” But if they really wanted to help America’s middle class, which is struggling to make ends meet, they would publish a “self help” book with instructions for the many ways to sell influence to foreign countries, while making it look like you are philanthropists. If anybody has developed the fine art of collecting money, it is the Clintons. They are the masters, and could teach us all the tricks of the trade.
Hillary could even show us how to turn $1,000 into $100,000 in just a few months by buying cattle futures. This is called “insider trading” and Martha Stewart went to jail over the same offense on a tip from a friend. Of course, Hillary is above the law so it was quite all right for her to pull the same scam. Incidentally, if any of you think that Hillary is going to be indicted by Obama’s FBI and Loretta Lynch’s Dept. of Justice, you must still believe the fairy tale that America is run by honest people. That ended when the republicans in congress decided to join the democrats, so that we now have just one political party full of self-preservation phonies.
And, if you really want to make the big bucks you could follow the Clinton plan. Buy up a bunch of worthless land, chop it into “lots,” advertise it as a retirement paradise and sell those lots to old people with 30 year loans. Of course, most of those people would die in less than 30 years, and being on social security, they might miss a monthly payment. So make sure in the contract you stipulate that if they miss ONE payment, the land returns to the owners, which happen to be Bill and Hillary and another scum bag. Sounds good, doesn’t it? Just the place for mom and pop. Be sure to give it a great name like “Whitewater.”
Oh, there are so many ways the Clintons could help us to become rich. The downside is that we would most certainly go to jail. That’s where they have the advantage over us. And, unfortunately, that is where the advantage is going to stay.