Join the Army and become a Man! (or…Woman)

What the Army needs is a few good men – and women – and people who don’t know what they are. I predict a huge surge in enlistments. It costs too much for a civilian to change his or her gender, but the taxpayers will cover the bill for the military.

President Trump has no help from any quarter, including General Mattis. Long ago Trump disallowed “transgenders” to join the military. Seems reasonable to me, but then, I am a reasonable MAN. The Pentagon, along with a liberal judge, has decided that the President can’t keep perverts out of the Army. And now they have made it official, presumably with Mattis’s approval. They have endorsed “surgery” for those in the Army/Navy/Air Force (I think the Marines will take care of this “problem” themselves. They will personally change your gender at no cost.) to have surgery to change their gender and, of course that means that you and I will be paying for this expensive and lengthy surgery.

So now if you don’t know if you are a man or a woman and you would like to change, and I suppose, change back if you don’t like your new gender the Army says, “Okay with us, we love to have half-man, half-woman recruits.”

It is times like this that I am grateful to God for two things: (1) That I grew up in the generation where men were men and glad of if, and (2) That I won’t live long enough to see the end of “American culture as this sickness takes the country to the bottom of depravity..

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John Beckman, a retired meteorologist, was known as “Johnny the Weatherman” in a career that spanned forty years. He forecasted the weather on WSJS-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, at WFGA-TV in Jacksonville, FL, and for thirty-three years in Atlanta at WSB-TV and WXIA-TV. Also a well published author Beckman now devotes full time to writing fiction. He currently has several eBooks on, "Tropical Knights," first in a series of adventure/mysteries about a sailor and his lovely CIA cohort on a mission to save America. Now available the sequel, and second in the series: "Tropical Daze." The third Jack & Amy adventure is "Tropical Rage" which became available on 30 April 2014. All of his books are highlighted on and available from . .
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2 Responses to Join the Army and become a Man! (or…Woman)

  1. Laurann Cook says:

    That should be a pre requesit for getting into the military. But out in the desert it would be costly to have beauty shops and mani pedi shops. O enemy please wait I can’t shoot my a k right now my nail is damaged and I believe that last round I shot hit my boob and it’s leaking every where.

  2. What about everybody else, Laurann? Shouldn’t they offer facelifts and tummy tucks to those who are getting a little pudgy? I can see this policy leading to all kinds of “unintended consequences!”

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