Beckman’s undeniable facts of Life.

A $2300 “rebate” on a $45K car just means that they raised the price to $47,300 and then dropped it $2300.

All politicians are liars, no exceptions.

The word status is pronounced “State-us” and data is pronounced “Date-uh.”

“No payments or interest until 2020” still means that in 2020 you are going to have to pay for that room full of furniture, plus interest.

Businesses don’t pay taxes. They pay a lot to the IRS, but that amount is just added to the cost of the product you buy.

There is no such thing as Global warming, and the climate has been changing and changing back for billions of years and always will.

Buy one and get one free, just means that you pay twice as much for the first one.

The world is divided into three groups: Great people, people who are blah, and assholes. You should cultivate great people, forget the blah people, and deal with assholes with massive retaliation.

Flying is safer than driving. Crashing has the same result in cars and airplanes.

The person you loved in high school now weighs 300 lbs and has a mustache – even the females.

There are no “actors” anymore, only celebrities.

Your mom was always right, even when she was wrong. Dad – not so much.

Daylight saving time is stupid. If you want a “longer day” get up earlier and stay up later.

“Rap” is something, but it is not music. It also is a dangerous profession and can get you killed.

Women don’t belong in combat positions in the military, but everybody who served and serves are heroes and deserve all of our respect.

Don’t believe anything you hear or read, including these “facts.”

About johnbeckmanbooks

John Beckman, a retired meteorologist, was known as “Johnny the Weatherman” in a career that spanned forty years. He forecasted the weather on WSJS-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, at WFGA-TV in Jacksonville, FL, and for thirty-three years in Atlanta at WSB-TV and WXIA-TV. Also a well published author Beckman now devotes full time to writing fiction. He currently has several eBooks on Amazon.com, "Tropical Knights," first in a series of adventure/mysteries about a sailor and his lovely CIA cohort on a mission to save America. Now available the sequel, and second in the series: "Tropical Daze." The third Jack & Amy adventure is "Tropical Rage" which became available on 30 April 2014. All of his books are highlighted on http://johnbeckmanbooks.com and available from Amazon.com. . .
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