I predict…mass death and destruction. Maybe.

It’s hard to fool satellites. Phony scientists who want a piece of the $4 billion “Climate Change” pot are good at dreaming up dire circumstances for the earth in another thousand, or ten thousand years. Try asking them to forecast the weather for next weekend and they won’t be as accurate as your normal large-bosomed TV weather girl. Here’s what NASA satellites show:

“The Antarctic ice sheet is gaining more mass than it is losing, according to recent studies conducted by NASA. Researchers admit some glaciers are indeed thinning. However, snow accumulation continues to offset the loss by increasing the mass of the continent’s overall land ice.”

You can read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/2533509/antarctic-ice-sheet/#wDdXD5itpbzjsOf7.99 Personally, I’m getting a little tired of the same old bullshit from greedy pseudo-magicians who can tell us what the climate will be in the year 3000. Oh, it’s horrible! We are all going to die unless we kill all the farting cows and make our cars run on AA batteries and start living on tofu.

I was in the weather forecasting business for over forty years and I can tell you that the “nay-sayers” have been around for that entire period. First it was the “Greenhouse Effect” that was either going to make us freeze to death or burn to death, they couldn’t decide just which, but we were going to die, no question about it. Then it was the “Ozone layer,” remember that? It was being eliminated because we insisted on having those damned refrigerators and air conditioners with that terrible Freon which was escaping and we were all going to flame up and die. Oddly, that didn’t happen. And the good old faithful Ozone layer just keeps on doing what it has been doing for billions of years.

Next, and still a contender, is our automobiles. The carbon monoxide they emit from using that horrible gasoline is going to form a layer to keep out the sun and we are all going to freeze to death. So now our cars are struggling along on gas with so much alcohol in it that 0 to 60 mph is a matter of days instead of seconds.

Well, hell. That didn’t work. So now the Global Warming experts have changed the name to Climate Change and now it is carbon dioxide which is going to extinguish the earth for our great, great, great, great, grandchildren. Since we tend to breathe out carbon dioxide (which the trees must have to thrive on and they repay us by giving up oxygen which we must have) I guess we are all going to have to stop breathing to keep from dying.

Are you beginning to see a pattern here? It is so easy to frighten people with dire predictions of death and destruction that are supposedly going to occur in a thousand years. Which one of us is going to be around a thousand years from today to say, “Hey, you phony-science assholes were wrong! I’m still here!”

Please don’t let bureaucrats and greedy make-believe climate “experts” worry you. America has the cleanest air of any country in the world. And even though cess-pools like China are pouring coal dust into the air, there is nothing man can do that will have any more impact on the atmosphere than a pin prick would on an elephant. So I am going to make a prediction based on my scientific study of looking out the window for the last fifteen minutes. And I promise you that my prediction will be just as accurate as what you have been bombarded with. I predict that in a thousand years the earth will be green and grassy, the sun will shine, the clouds will rain, and people will be flitting over to Global Walmart on their floating Matressmobiles.

 

 

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About johnbeckmanbooks

John Beckman, a retired meteorologist, was known as “Johnny the Weatherman” in a career that spanned forty years. He forecasted the weather on WSJS-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, at WFGA-TV in Jacksonville, FL, and for thirty-three years in Atlanta at WSB-TV and WXIA-TV. Also a well published author Beckman now devotes full time to writing fiction. He currently has several eBooks on Amazon.com, "Tropical Knights," first in a series of adventure/mysteries about a sailor and his lovely CIA cohort on a mission to save America. Now available the sequel, and second in the series: "Tropical Daze." The third Jack & Amy adventure is "Tropical Rage" which became available on 30 April 2014. All of his books are highlighted on http://johnbeckmanbooks.com and available from Amazon.com. . .
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