White Lives Matter!

Oh, my God! What are we going to do now? A black person has murdered two white people. (I had some trouble finding the race of those involved – when it’s “white policeman kills ‘unarmed’ black teenager” that’s the headline.)

Oddly, neither the Governor of Virginia, nor the Mayor of Fairfax has called for “law and order, wait until all the facts are in” and we must not “rush to judgment.” I wonder why that is? Well, I just hope the governor and the mayor will give us room to loot when the streets of Fairfax are filled with rioting white people. And I also see no reason for the rioting to be confined to only Fairfax. Obviously, when there were riots in Ferguson, MO those riots spread to St. Louis and we even had some demonstrators here in Atlanta.

I’m having signs printed up that say, “White Lives Matter!” and we’ll have them at the parking lot when we load up the buses to go to Fairfax. Unfortunately, we don’t have anyone of the caliber of Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton to lead us, so I suppose we will just have to make do. Of course, this tragedy would never have occurred if we just removed all firearms from the population. On the other hand, maybe if we started arming TV reporters and cameramen so they could protect themselves…nah, that would never work. Yep, it’s definitely the guns that are at fault.

So pack your lunch, and don’t forget your umbrellas and raincoats. The number of tents we will have available to pitch on the courthouse lawn in Fairfax is limited, so you may have to FARE for yourself in FAIRFAX. Ha, did you get that? A little play on words.

I was hoping we could get Jeb Bush to speak to us in Fairfax because he understands how downtrodden and deprived white people have been for years. But, Jeb is tied up in conferences with his consultants on how to keep the “crazies” from rallying around that “entertainer” Donald Trump. But, I know his thoughts will be with us.

Please, if you steal any TV sets or microwave ovens, those things are heavy, so make arrangements now to have them shipped to your home. The organizers of this movement will not be responsible for unaccounted for charges. Of course, you won’t have to worry about the police because I know the Mayor will keep them from disrupting our important task. See you in Fairfax!

About johnbeckmanbooks

John Beckman, a retired meteorologist, was known as “Johnny the Weatherman” in a career that spanned forty years. He forecasted the weather on WSJS-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, at WFGA-TV in Jacksonville, FL, and for thirty-three years in Atlanta at WSB-TV and WXIA-TV. Also a well published author Beckman now devotes full time to writing fiction. He currently has several eBooks on Amazon.com, "Tropical Knights," first in a series of adventure/mysteries about a sailor and his lovely CIA cohort on a mission to save America. Now available the sequel, and second in the series: "Tropical Daze." The third Jack & Amy adventure is "Tropical Rage" which became available on 30 April 2014. All of his books are highlighted on http://johnbeckmanbooks.com and available from Amazon.com. . .
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