Ready? Set. Move!

President Obama has commanded HUD (Department of Housing and Urban Development) to make sure that every zip code in the country has 50% minority housing. Like all liberal ideas of social engineering, this one will have unintended consequences. For instance, in my neighborhood I am in the minority, so we are going to have to have some more white people move in. I guess that some of my black, Korean, Indian neighbors are going to have to give up their homes so some white people can be installed.

Another thought that came to mind: What are predominantly black neighborhoods going to do when white people are forced to move in to meet the quota? Is this going to become another “busing” situation? Can we just bus in some minorities for a day visit, and bus them out at night? Nah, that wouldn’t work. Fifty percent is arbitrary, it MEANS fifty percent.

And how are those black people going to feel about being forced to move to Kansas, Nebraska, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, which are predominantly white? Mass migrations are going to be necessary to meet Obama’s edict. Mexicans probably won’t mind, because we have 20 million illegal Mexicans in our country and they will go anywhere there are shadows. So we can depend on them to help with this problem of equal diversity. At least temporarily. The Republicans want to “bring them out of the shadows.” Until then, that should work out just dandy.

There is another problem. The black population is only about 25% of the total number of people in the U.S. I suppose we can increase the immigration of blacks to meet the requirements. There were 100,000 Somalis imported into Minnesota by the government so that probably helped to balance the white population, which should please Obama. It didn’t help much that their customs and culture were rather different from Minnesotans. And then there was a slight burden on the state for food, housing, health care, and education for 100,000 people who spoke a different language – but, hey, it darkened the population and that is what counts.

What we need is more Muslims. When they immigrate the men bring their multiple wives and many children, so that should help. Of course, the men can’t work because they have to face Mecca and pray five times a day, which doesn’t work too well with business schedules. But their wives can make the trip to sign up for welfare and food stamps and education for their children.

Well, I hate to lose my black, Korean, and Indian neighbors because they are very friendly. But, the President insists on 50% minorities in all zip codes, so they have to go. I’m just glad I don’t have to move. And, I’ll be the first to welcome my new white neighbors, because diversity will make all of us so much happier.

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John Beckman, a retired meteorologist, was known as “Johnny the Weatherman” in a career that spanned forty years. He forecasted the weather on WSJS-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, at WFGA-TV in Jacksonville, FL, and for thirty-three years in Atlanta at WSB-TV and WXIA-TV. Also a well published author Beckman now devotes full time to writing fiction. He currently has several eBooks on, "Tropical Knights," first in a series of adventure/mysteries about a sailor and his lovely CIA cohort on a mission to save America. Now available the sequel, and second in the series: "Tropical Daze." The third Jack & Amy adventure is "Tropical Rage" which became available on 30 April 2014. All of his books are highlighted on and available from . .
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