Donald Trump is a Crazy Man!

Is Donald Trump crazy? He must be. He’s the only republican candidate who mentions that illegal Mexicans are streaming across our southern border. And he says that many of them are “rapists and thugs.” Well, that’s just crazy talk, isn’t it. Of course, there was this story on the local news last weekend of an event in Norcross. (For those of you in Ludiwici, Norcross is a suburb of Atlanta.) And there was this woman working in her yard in Norcross who just happened to be raped by a Mexican. Aw, that couldn’t be right. They must have gotten the story wrong. Maybe it was a young, white, Christian male who did that dastardly deed. Yeah, that’s it. It would be totally racist to blame that on a Mexican. Come to think of it, though, Mexico is a third-world country where rape and incest is part of the culture. No, no. Only a bigot would think of such things. The story was only on one station and was not repeated, so I’m glad they didn’t perpetuate such an outlandish rumor.

It is odd though that Donald Trump seems to be leading in the polls of ordinary Americans. He’s even ahead of the heir-apparent to the throne of our kingdom, Jeb Bush. That must be a mistake, or a rigged poll. Couldn’t be that most Americans agree with Trump’s assessment of illegal immigrants and what should be done with them. Nah, that’s more crazy talk. I know that Bush, Rubio, Santorum,  Perry . and even Ted Cruz think that the 20 million illegal immigrants already in the country should be given amnesty. But, there are some STRONG stipulations to that deal. They have to learn English, pay taxes, take a test. There are no programs for those requirements after amnesty, but politicians never lie so I’m sure they would follow up on that, don’t you? Some Mexicans have been illegally in this country for 25 years and still don’t speak English, but other than having taxpayers pick up the bill for translators in schools and in the courts, that is certainly no problem.

And it just occurred to me that Valerie Jarrett (Obama’s closest adviser, who was born in Iran) should tell the President about the beautiful young girl who was murdered on a public pier in San Francisco by an illegal immigrant Mexican who had been deported seven times. I know that Obama would want to call the family and console them. He always does that. Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, and other innocent victims of police murder – their families immediately heard from the President. And, Jeh Johnson (another winner) head of Homeland Security, appearing before Congress, hadn’t even heard of the murder of 32 year old Kathryn Steinle. Maybe Jeh and Obama were on the golf course and cell phones don’t work everywhere, we know that. They’re usually quite busy doing really important things for all of us.

Donald Trump just announced, as required, his net worth. It’s 11 billion dollars so he likely wouldn’t need any donations from dictators around the world. And we know that Jeb Bush wouldn’t have any vested interest in the oil business. Of course his fortune came from his family’s oil wells. And he is the best candidate, all Republicans know that and Trump is a crazy man. Trump has, though, been pretty successful in business and he has provided jobs for a lot of people. But, he’s never been a politician so that’s a big problem right there. Yeah, Jeb’s the only obvious choice. Of course, conservative Republican voters didn’t even turn out for Romney, but I don’t think they would stay home for someone who is to the LEFT of Romney, do you?

And we have to get that Mexican vote! The democrats already have the black voters who tend to bloc-vote. I wonder why that is when it was Democrats who were the politicians who fought so strongly against integration. Aw, it doesn’t matter. Successful blacks would never vote for Trump, because he is a crazy man, we all know that. And Mexicans have a record of voting 8 to 2 for Democrats, but we know that Jeb can turn that around in a heartbeat.

So I think we have that settled. A highly successful business man who is beholden to nobody and who has never been a politician and whose ideas on illegal immigration the misguided Americans seem to like hasn’t a prayer. Yep, Jeb is OUR guy.

I just think I should warn you to get ready for eight years of Hillary in the Whitehouse.

About johnbeckmanbooks

John Beckman, a retired meteorologist, was known as “Johnny the Weatherman” in a career that spanned forty years. He forecasted the weather on WSJS-TV in Winston-Salem, NC, at WFGA-TV in Jacksonville, FL, and for thirty-three years in Atlanta at WSB-TV and WXIA-TV. Also a well published author Beckman now devotes full time to writing fiction. He currently has several eBooks on, "Tropical Knights," first in a series of adventure/mysteries about a sailor and his lovely CIA cohort on a mission to save America. Now available the sequel, and second in the series: "Tropical Daze." The third Jack & Amy adventure is "Tropical Rage" which became available on 30 April 2014. All of his books are highlighted on and available from . .
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